Trying a "classier" take on a futa waitress.
"Good evening sir, madame. We have a number of fine choices available this evening but... I can see you might already be interested in my special. Would you care to feel my balls? They're quite heavy. My last release was just one hour ago but it was the first of the day. I recommend cocoanut or mint as a compliment to my taste, as you'll probably notice a hint of pineapple flavor from my diet.
I'm sorry madame, I can't offer a sample at the table like that- ma'am you'll have to- Sir could you please restrain your wife? I'll have to charge you for the full pint if she makes me cum.