This sketch is a followup to yesterday's wide angle of the same scene. If you were curious what Melissa's last selfie was capturing: a whole lot of tits and cock, with a shredded six pack thrown in for good measure. 20 minutes after she tweeted this, she had fans lining up to see her. In this photo, we see one of the fans who obeyed Missy's instructions, now receiving her free sample.

Melissa is one of the officially sponsored booth babes at the fitness expo this year, after making waves last year as the only futa at the convention. This year however, Melissa finds she's in direct competition with Hailey and her condom-busting stunts. In an effort to one-up her, Melissa is offering selfies with her for anyone who wants one... but there are some conditions...

It's not a topless beach but... who's complaining? Certainly not whoever is taking the photo for her!

In the literal sense, yes Katie's gotten too big for her britches, but in a philosophical sense, can she ever be too big?

Erin claims she invented "Bottomless Yoga" and is always happy to welcome a new member to her class. She leads the sessions every weekday morning, and the first rule of bottomless yoga is no pants allowed! // The second rule of bottomless yoga is you must have a full, stiff erection to really get the full benefit of the class. Erin shows off her own massive mega-boner as an example of what to aspire to, and perhaps to help any stragglers catch up to her by giving them quite a sight to behold.

When the urge strikes, Jackie is not one to deny herself a quick fap in the back room of the coffee shop where she works, away from the prying eyes of any customers. She rationalizes it's the best way to keep her bulges down while on the job, so that back room gets a lot of use. If anyone happens to catch her in the act, they find out the fun way that Jackie just finishes faster with an audience!

This one is based on a minor character from the Argent Tournament in WoW, who also appeared in a Hearthstone expansion. She's known as a champion jouster, but I took some creative liberties to explain why she's so good at that thrusting action. That tabard hanging down between her legs has to be covering something right? Fortunately she always lets her opponent choose which of her two lances they'll be going up against.

She swears she just woke up like this!

She's applying for a job to work alongside Tess, because with the futa population on the rise, the condom company is expanding it's futa R&D division, and needs to make some hires. Hailey's gotten to the physical demonstration and inspection stage, after passing the "erection on demand" stage with flying colors. She can only roll the rubber halfway down her ridiculous erection, and her balls are pretty swollen so her load is sure to be huge and forceful, but the real test is whether or not Hailey can bust the plus-size men's condom. We'll find out in another sketch later in the month!